Here' s an Expository Writing Topic for you.

The J-man signed up for an English Expository Writing class this summer. Naturally, he needed my help. Inspiration, grammar and spell check all rolled into one, we were working on his first assignment over the Memorial Weekend.

He has chosen to write about 5-8 paragraphs about his bachelor party in Malaysia, seeing how Hangover 2 just hit the screens.

Listening to his horror story all over again made me crack up. In retrospect, it's hilarious, but it sure wasn't funny at all when it had happened, especially when all your friends don't show up the very first 24 hours because they were hungover. Or when you and your best man get lost in the jungle for five hours, near nightfall; almost drowning in the sea trying to swim around a cliff.

Anyway, that's what you get for picking such a motley crew of boys for your groomsmen - 2 party-crazy Frenchies, 1 oddball Australian, 2 preppy Swedes and 1 hippie childhood best friend.

Presenting the groom and his groomsmen.



I'm having a ball with this written assignment.